:)

Story of my life.

nuodai:

im such a fuckign jealous asshole i pretend like i dont care but i care so much im gonna explode

(via brendamn-urie)

  • Me in 5th grade: I will never smoke or drink or do any drugs ever
  • Me now: I probably wouldn't do meth

I want to fall to sleep with you,
and I could care less
whether it is in
layers upon layers
of clothing
or only our skin–
all I really want is to wake up
with you

Beau Taplin (via vvwwv)

(Source: afadthatlastsforever, via 0wlet)

asian:

asian:

so im shopping for make up for the girlfriend bc valentines day and holy fuck how do you girls afford this shit

$80 for eye shadow???

is it made out of unicorn shit

what is naked 3

why is it called naked

will it make her look naked

why is it $50

that’s 50 cheese burgers

i can’t deal with make up good bye

(via je-nedonnepas-unemerde)