Story of my life.

sometimes i wonder how my life would’ve turned out if i hadn’t signed up for tumblr

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I grow super attached to people so please give me a 60 day warning before I stop existing to you.

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*gets down on one knee* will u…stop talking

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a rape victim says “I was drunk” and it’s makes the assault her fault

a rapist says “I was drunk” and suddenly he can’t be held responsible for his actions

that is royally fucked up

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tell someone to look and they’ll ignore you. but tell someone not to look and they’ll turn their head faster than it takes a straight white boy to ask for nudes during 21 questions

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erection and election are spelled almost exactly the same and when u think about it they basically mean the same thing

a dick rising to power

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